first list of 2014

The following list is from my Tumblr, written on January 1st 2014. Here's an update on how my resolutions are going/what I think of them.

1. Find an office job But then you won't get to dye your hair blue like you want to.
2. Finally go see a doctor about my back pain Or don't. 
3. Drop 15 lbs (for me, not for anyone else!) You can do it!
4. Spend more time in the library You spent 6 hours in the library last week alone. You can tone it down.
5. Read all the books on my Amazon wish list Yeah right. 
6. Get A’s and B’s in my classes You've done it before, do it again. 
7. Be able to speak conversational German Steigern Sie Ihr Spiel, Schlampe.
8. Be more honest with myself and everyone around me HA!
9. Communicate better with my friends and family HA HA!
10. Buy a new car This is non-negotiable
11. Complete the 52-week saving challenge (and thus put $1,400 in savings) Stop online shopping so much and maybe this will happen.
12. Start taking pictures again It makes you happy, do it. 
13. Continue writing my novel, don’t give up! Yeah, okay. 
14. Go outside more And wear sunscreen. 
15. Stop drinking soda Seriously, stop it.
16. Work hard to coupon and keep track of my money But don't go all TLC's "Extreme Couponing".
17. Recognize my accomplishments and brag a little You deserve to brag, kid. 
18. PMA, everyday ***Stop being such an asshole.