the food network has my heart

My TV hasn't left the Food Network in months. My favorite shows:

Restaurant Impossible

• Robert Irvine is my spirit animal

Worst Cooks in America

• I have a crush on Bobby Flay. Also, I like gawking at people's lack of culinary skills

Mystery Diners

• I feel like a lot of this is scripted, but whatever, I still love it

Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives

• I used to hate Guy Fieri, now I just want to be his best friend

Chopped 

• What these people do with the mystery ingredients just blows my mind