the food network has my heart

My TV hasn't left the Food Network in months. My favorite shows:

Restaurant Impossible

• Robert Irvine is my spirit animal

Worst Cooks in America

• I have a crush on Bobby Flay. Also, I like gawking at people's lack of culinary skills

Mystery Diners

• I feel like a lot of this is scripted, but whatever, I still love it

Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives

• I used to hate Guy Fieri, now I just want to be his best friend

Chopped 

• What these people do with the mystery ingredients just blows my mind

valentimes

Today was filled with romance

I

• worked on homework for 3 hours
• played Skyrim for 3 hours
• (reluctantly) applied for my first credit card
• spent 45 minutes disputing a charge on my debit card
• remembered buying the thing I was disputing
• rolled my eyes at 100+ Facebook posts
• was given a bottle of cream soda
• drank the whole thing, and during each sip I ignored my New Year's Resolution to stop drinking soda

What a day.

not necessarily fun facts

• in case you don't get the reference, 'Rennessee' comes from Tennessee Williams
• my real name is Renata
• I go by Ren
• yes, my last name is Williams
• I moved to Maine when I was 6
• I bothers me that I can't say that I'm a born and raised Mainer
• I like privacy 
• a couple nights ago I had a dream that an eel-sized humpback whale coiled itself around my arm then pooped out a full, perfectly intact pizza on me 
• I would really like to have that dream assessed
• I get genuinely angry when my fellow students show up late to class with fancy coffee in their hands
• I have never in my life spit out gum anywhere but a trash can
• I have a (very) outstanding library fine, but have yet to be contacted about it, so in the meantime I won't check out books because I want the library to think that I died
• anytime a librarian looks at me, I panic a little
• I want a pet duck but I'm too afraid of the bird flu