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Saturday, February 8, 2014

not necessarily fun facts


  • in case you don't get the reference, 'Rennessee' comes from Tennessee Williams
    • my real name is Renata
    • I go by Ren
    • yes, my last name is Williams
  • I moved to Maine when I was 6
    • I bothers me that I can't say that I'm a born and raised Mainer
  • I like privacy 
  • a couple nights ago I had a dream that an eel-sized humpback whale coiled itself around my arm then pooped out a full, perfectly intact pizza on me 
    • I would really like to have that dream assessed
  • I get genuinely angry when my fellow students show up late to class with fancy coffee in their hands
  • I have never in my life spit out gum anywhere but a trash can
  • I have a (very) outstanding library fine, but have yet to be contacted about it, so in the meantime I won't check out books because I want the library to think that I died
    • anytime a librarian looks at me, I panic a little
  • I want a pet duck but I'm too afraid of the bird flu

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