Student center:
- guy who looks like that werewolf guy from Twilight is talking very loudly about base-jumping
- guy in a green sweater talking very loudly about hydronization
- hundreds of pamphlets on the table next to me about joining the Navy
- 0 pamphlets about grad school
- another green sweater guy is trying to read all the stickers on my laptop without looking like he's staring at me
- total number of guys in green sweaters: 6
- total numbers of people in here: 14
- sign for bible study club, featuring a rainbow Jesus Fish
- are they actually welcoming people who identify as LGBTQ, or did they just want bright colors on their sign? I'd like to find out.
Library:
- the shelves are quite empty (not because people are checking them out, because this library needs more money)
- I'm being a rebel and drinking my water
- more people need to iron their shirts
- it's faster to take the stairs than the elevator and it seems people haven't figured that out
- the outlets are all upside down and it bothers me
- why put noisy coin machines in a library? There must be a better (and more quiet) way to get people to pay for printing
- every time I walk by encyclopedias, I think "encyclopaedia" (thank you, Ted Mosby)
Philosophy lecture hall:
- number of people who walked in 10+ minutes late with Starbucks in hand: 4
- video watched: CNN's "Weed"
- after we watched it, about 80% of the class said they favor medicinal marijuana
- about 40% said they favor recreational marijuana
- 1 person said they want all drugs to be legal
- 3 girls who opposed recreational and expressed their reasoning were blonde, wearing head-to-toe Hollister, and all walked in late with Starbucks in hand
- they were the only ones who explained their opinion
- eventually, the whole class broke out in (loud) "this one time when I smoked" stories
- professor didn't take attendance
- I could have stayed in bed
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