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Friday, February 14, 2014

valentimes

Today was filled with romance

I

  • worked on homework for 3 hours
  • played Skyrim for 3 hours
  • (reluctantly) applied for my first credit card
  • spent 45 minutes disputing a charge on my debit card
  • remembered buying the thing I was disputing
  • rolled my eyes at 100+ Facebook posts
  • was given a bottle of cream soda
  • drank the whole thing, and during each sip I ignored my New Year's Resolution to stop drinking soda

What a day.

Saturday, February 8, 2014

not necessarily fun facts


  • in case you don't get the reference, 'Rennessee' comes from Tennessee Williams
    • my real name is Renata
    • I go by Ren
    • yes, my last name is Williams
  • I moved to Maine when I was 6
    • I bothers me that I can't say that I'm a born and raised Mainer
  • I like privacy 
  • a couple nights ago I had a dream that an eel-sized humpback whale coiled itself around my arm then pooped out a full, perfectly intact pizza on me 
    • I would really like to have that dream assessed
  • I get genuinely angry when my fellow students show up late to class with fancy coffee in their hands
  • I have never in my life spit out gum anywhere but a trash can
  • I have a (very) outstanding library fine, but have yet to be contacted about it, so in the meantime I won't check out books because I want the library to think that I died
    • anytime a librarian looks at me, I panic a little
  • I want a pet duck but I'm too afraid of the bird flu

Sunday, February 2, 2014

during super bowl XLVIII


I
  • made and consumed an embarrassing amount of cauliflower buffalo "wings" 
  • laughed
  • got annoyed at my house guests who were being party poopers (you know who you are)
  • laughed some more
  •  tweeted
  • wondered when Beyonce was going to show up
  • did my German homework
  • didn't even realize the Super Bowl ended 
Welp. Time to shift the focus back to hockey.